Tuesday 22 September 2009

What the hell is going on?

Logged on, flashing as a headline is this, 2 fat bastards who apparently did not even win some bleeding half wit tallent show in the summer are earning 200 grand a bleeding week.Now then, is this what we won WWII for? so that we can fill our country up with bastards who are no use to this country at all? Sorry Mr fighter pilot, Mr infantry man, Mr merchant seaman, Mr commando, you wasted your fucking time.

Sunday 15 March 2009

Comic Hand Relief

If you live in the UK, you will be aware of the comic relief thing. Utter crap. Send a bunch of celebs up a mountain, and call them "Heroes", do me a bloody favour. Did not see any of these bastards being shot at, or the odd chemical toilet blowing up, the nearest any of this lot got to being heroic was managing to keep their respective egos relatively under wraps, either that or they really have no personality at all. I tell you, I know of a man who went up the same mountain the previous week with one leg. He had no record to plug, or book/film/fitness DVD. Mosquito nets were what it appears it was all about this Friday, a fiver each, I was thinking why not buy a bleeding factory to make them, Some brainless blonde bint called Fern something or other said this cracker " Send us a text and it will help us to stop Malaria" Jesus Christ, if it is that easy, we could, with a few million mobile phones, put a stop to any number of ailments, from acne to lung cancer. Now, I'm no expert, but is it possible that getting rid of mosquitos could have some sort of effect on the food chain, but then again, comic relief people only concentrate on Africa, as there is nowhere else where poverty prevails, which is good to know. In two years time, I have it on good authority that the charity will be asking for £5 texts to buy fly swatters.